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These products are meant for educational or entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real airplanes, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited by law. Some assembly required! List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Injurious to eyes, contents under pressure. Subject to CAB approval. DO NOT EAT. Do not use in the shower. Do not operate while driving heavy machinery. No trespassing. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Read precautions on rear panel before use. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. Do not puncture, incinerate, burn, or store above 130F. One size fits all. Please check your claim ticket - many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. Causes eye, skin, nose, and throat irritation. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List and prices were current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Trespassers will be prosecuted. If swallowed, do not induce vomiting call a physician. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Cash value 1/10 of one cent. Employees and their families are not eligible. Do not operate while eating or sleeping. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Keep out of reach of children. Do not operate electrical device while standing in water. Limited time offer - call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Apply to scalp, rinse, and repeat. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Do not stare into the sun. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Full-body scanners are mostly harmless. Don't even THINK about parking there. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children under 16. Prerecorded for this time zone. Wear rubber gloves while using. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. Prolonged exposure to vapors may lead to kidney and liver damage. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No admittance without shirt. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects and other reproductive harm. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Do not breathe vapors. Do not touch. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. Our models are PROUDLY Made in USA - some accessory items are imported from China. Fasten seat belt. No animals were harmed in the making of this website. We can't believe you actually read this. Yes this is REALLY for real. Test on scrap material first. This notice supersedes all previous notices.




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