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DISCLAIMER

Rabid Models is not responsible for any mistakes, errors, or omissions that may occur. These products are meant for educational purposes only.  Congress enacted the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008 and we must now note that these products ARE NOT TOYS, AND ARE NOT INTENDED FOR USE BY CHILDREN UNDER AGE OF 14 – these products are intended for use by adults. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.  Void where prohibited by law.  Some assembly required.  List each check separately by bank number.  Batteries not included.  Contents may settle during shipment.  Use only as directed.  No other warranty expressed or implied.  Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.  Postage will be paid by addressee. Injurious to eyes, contents under pressure. Subject to CAB approval.  This is not an offer to sell securities.  Apply only to affected area.  May be too intense for some viewers.  Do not stamp.  Use other side for additional listings.  For recreational use only.  Read precautions on rear panel before use. Do not disturb.  All models over 18 years of age.  If condition persists, consult your physician.  No user-serviceable parts inside.  Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice.  Times approximate.  Simulated picture.  No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.  Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.  For off-road use only.  As seen on TV.  One size fits all.  Check your claim ticket, many suitcases look alike.  Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.  Colors may, in time, fade.  We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet.  For office use only.  Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.  Drop in any mailbox.  Edited for television.  Keep cool and dry; process promptly.  Place stamp here – Post Office will not deliver without postage.  List was current at time of printing.  Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.  Rabid Models is not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only.  Not the Beatles.  Penalty for private use. See label for sequence.  If swallowed, do not induce vomiting – call a physician. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.  Do not write below this line.  Falling rock.  Lost ticket pays maximum rate.  Your canceled check is your receipt.  Add toner.  Avoid contact with skin.  Sanitized for your protection.  Be sure each item is properly endorsed.  Sign here without admitting guilt.  Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Cash value 1/10 of one cent. Employees and their families are not eligible. Do not operate while sleeping. Do not use while under water. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.  Limited time offer – call now to ensure prompt delivery.  You must be present to win.  No passes accepted for this engagement.  No purchase necessary.  Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.  Shading within a garment may occur. Irritating vapors – use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames.  Replace with same type.  Approved for veterans.  Booths for two or more.  Check here if tax deductible.  Some equipment shown is optional.  Price does not include taxes.  Shipping is not free. No Canadian coins.  Not recommended for children.  Prerecorded for this time zone.  Reproduction strictly prohibited.  No solicitors.  Do not breathe vapors. Prolonged exposure may lead to kidney and liver damage. No alcohol, dogs or horses, no shoes no service.  No admittance without shirt. No anchovies unless otherwise specified.  Restaurant package, not for resale.  List at least two alternate dates.  First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging.  Driver does not carry cash.  Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.  Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.  Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.  No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. Made in USA. Failure to follow the instructions may result in serious injury or death of yourself and people around you. Notwithstanding anything written herein to the contrary, the Buyer and Rabid Models acknowledge and agree that Rabid Models will not be liable for any losses or damages, whether indirect, incidental, special or consequential, in profits, goods or services, irrespective of whether or not the Buyer has been advised or otherwise might have anticipated the possibility of such loss or damage. This notice supersedes all previous notices. Duh.